My Theory on Hell

I think I found out where hell really is.

I don't know if you've ever watched ghost hunting shows or if you've ever read up on ghosts and auras, but supposedly they are life-forms made entirely out of an unknown type of energy named ectoplasm for now.
These ectoplasmic beings need to use energy from their environment in order to function, so they say when you walk into a "haunted" room and feel a cold draft, there is a ghost near you, drawing energy directly from the air. Now, I don't believe this, but I will apply this theory, for no particular reason other than fun, to my own theory.

Another commonly known fact is that our star, the Sun, is slowly growing larger and is burning at a lower temperature as the years go by. I think the reason behind this is that God sends the souls of those who are condemned to the fiery depths, to the flaming core of the Sun. This would explain the expansion and the cooling of our only source of energy.
This would also make more sense than saying that Hell is at the center of the Earth, because if you were to create a place like that, of course assuming you were already a deity, would you ever imagine the product of your creation of a planet to travel to their star? Now, how about digging beneath the cold, soft soil beneath their feet, until they reached bedrock?

Also, whenever a volcano erupts, if Hell was the vast "sea" of molten rock in the middle of our planet, wouldn't you think a soul or two would have a chance at escaping? Especially if you consider the number of damned humans that should be residing in such a place? Although this may explain why there are posessions and demons everywhere.....

In conclusion, the best place for a Supreme Being such as Himself to send the lost souls of the world,(which are never in short supply), would be a large, unused ball of readily available energy that can be assimilated into the said humans' souls without fear of being exhausted within the lifetime of the planet on which your precious believers reside.

- OGrilla

Note: I don't believe any of my theories, for obvious reasons. ^_^