Paranormal Phenomena

Ever wonder why there aren't many people coming out and showing us their ESP powers, even though so many claim they have them? I used to, as well, until I uncovered the reason. The aliens took them.

When someone practices telekinesis or telepathy for such a long time, eventually their brainwave patterns become very intense and they are able to communicate and/or manipulate them very easily. These waves travel around space just like any other electromagnetic waves, waiting to be picked up by someone or something with the ability to translate them.

Extraterrestrials are monitoring our behaviour and our progress all the time from locations unseen and unheard of. The only time we ever see them is when they descend upon our civilizations to harvest those humans with the advanced brains and bodies they would like to control and observe. This includes those that learn to control their telekinetic, telepathic, and precognitive powers. There are, of course, many other paranormal powers associated with the human mind, but these three are the most immediate sources of attention for extraterrestrial research scientists. Here are the reasons why.

1.) Psychokinesis-(more scientific term for telekinesis)
This ability is of interest to extraterrestrials because the humans that possess it have the power to overcome any sort of empire set in place by their alien masters. This power also makes them seem like gods to normal humans, which would not be in the favor of the aliens, since they do not want the humans to have any hope for a resistance to their imminent seizure of the planet Earth.

2.) Telepathy-
This power allows the human to read other organism's minds. More often than not, that other organism is another human, but some have the ability to communicate with other species, including extraterrestrials. If any human is able to actually use this form of ESP, they are automatically at the top of the list of the next harvest, which will most likely begin sooner than scheduled. The reason practicers of telepathy are so important to the aliens is because they feel threatened by anything that is able to read, or possibly influence their minds, which they believe to be far superior to the lowly humans'. This is only partly true, however. The alien brain is as advanced compared to a human brain, as a human's is to a pig.
The reason behind this reason is if any human were to find out the scheduled date or place of the extraterrestrial "overthrow", they would be able to convince some of their fellow man to make preparations. While they may only be able to convince a few other people, those few people could potentially learn the art of telepathy themselves, and there would be a sort of ESP militia, waiting for the aliens to invade their area of the globe. This is highly undesirable...

3.) Precognition-
This is not of immediate concern to the extraterrestrial invasion fleet, but if a human were to find out about the true history and origins of their species, they would most likely spread the word to other humans, creating a cult and learning of the connections between many important past events. This would lead to an enlightenment that few humans have reached before, and there would be more of the wisest people to walk the planet than ever before. A situation such as this could spell doom for any operation made by the extraterrestrials. Even harvesting season could be called off.

So, if there's anything you've taken from reading the above, please let it be this: Never try to give it your all. You just might become a target. Live like the rest of the herd and happily give your mind over to the shepherds awaiting us just outside this tiny little speck we call home.

-OGrilla